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jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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The first day of filming on the Avengers was definitely one of the great moments of my life; a bunch of fully grown adults, most of whom were stonking great movie stars, all pointing and laughing at each other.

"Look at you in your Spandex!" "Well, look at you in your Spandex!"

Tom Hiddleston on filming The Avengers (x)

bakadille:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food



telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv


bewbin:

pemsylvania:

once I tried cereal with water

WATER U DOING


therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 


lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful


0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD


adderalling:

i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand